hotboyproblems:

Deep down aren’t we all looking to find ourselves.

nbdyke:

me: i’m a bottom. i can’t do this

the drivers ed instructor: for the last time i don’t know what that means. i’m just trying to teach you to parallel park

butchlesb:

im a soft idiot, a sappy motherfucker , a sentimental bastard if you will

eatingisfab:

“Are you kidding me?”
“No, im adulting you”